Chapter 6#

Guan Mingyue and his senior brother, one the contemporary Song Ci and the other the contemporary Hua Tuo, examined carefully for a long time and finally reached a joint conclusion: my sister-in-law died of natural difficult labor.

Childbirth in ancient times was a major tribulation for women, and it was common for both mother and child to die, not to mention that my sister-in-law was carrying twins.

Although the Prime Minister’s residence had made various preparations in advance, the limitations of the times were there, and no amount of preparation was 100% safe.

Even the late Empress Dowager, Chu Ruiyuan’s own mother, that awesome figure who managed to keep the late Emperor with only one seedling for a long time, didn’t she also fall when giving birth to the second child?

My sister-in-law was destined not to pass this hurdle… I can’t say I’m happy, but I am indeed much more relaxed.

If Chu Ruiyuan had harmed my sister-in-law, even with my big heart, I wouldn’t know how to end this matter.

I let out a long sigh of relief and sent Guan Mingyue and Senior Brother Jiang out of the Prime Minister’s residence.

When they were about to leave, Guan Mingyue suddenly pointed to the sky and asked: “Taken a fancy to your brother?”

Guan Mingyue made this strange move. Although I was flustered, I was not surprised.

With the wisdom and experience of him and his senior brother, connecting the rumors about me in the capital, my physical condition, and the fact that I was suspicious but dared not speak out after the death of the eldest daughter-in-law of the Prime Minister’s residence… it’s not surprising that they could guess a little bit from these clues.

I thought for a moment, and finally shook my head and said: “Treat what hasn’t happened as if it doesn’t exist. Don’t ask, don’t think, don’t get yourselves involved.”

Guan Mingyue looked at me and sighed deeply. In the end, he said nothing and left with his head down.

His senior brother stayed in front of me longer, taking out a small white porcelain bottle from his bosom.

“This medicine is called ‘Gui Qu’ (Return). It can make a person feign death for ten days. It is a secret recipe of my sect, and there are few pills in the world. I hope you won’t need it.” Divine Doctor Jiang stuffed the porcelain bottle into my hand and left after speaking.

This feign death medicine could be of great use. It’s not guaranteed that it won’t be used for me or my brother in the future.

I stored this medicine properly in the safest place, secretly hoping in my heart that there would be no time to take it out.

After the coffin was kept for seven days, it was the burial.

No matter how heartbroken my brother cried, a pile of yellow earth eventually separated the people of yin and yang.

The dead are gone, the living are like this.

My brother claimed to be ill and didn’t go to court for a total of ten days. On the eleventh day, he finally put on the court dress that was much looser, and went to work as usual with my father.

So, in the evening, the eunuch from the palace came to the Prime Minister’s residence again.

Scum Emperor Chu, after seeing my brother who had just become a widower, could still think of finding me, this substitute. My heart is very comforted.

Otherwise, if my brother was forcibly “couch casted” by the top leader just after his wife died… I reckon I would have to give the “Gui Qu” pill given by Divine Doctor Jiang to my brother immediately.

Scum Emperor Chu looked different from usual today, seeming a bit haggard.

The most crucial thing is that he didn’t come up and ask me to take off my clothes, kneel down, and bang me.

A friend with benefits asks you to come but doesn’t bang, does he want to have a heart-to-heart talk?

Scum Emperor Chu actually really wanted to have a heart-to-heart talk with me.

“Jun’an, you like me, but I don’t have you in my heart. What do you think?” He asked when we two friends with benefits were sitting on the bed fully dressed and looking at each other.

What do I think?

How much is the love of someone born in an imperial family worth?! Even if it is true love, when it conflicts with the country and royal power, isn’t it pushed out to be cannon fodder in minutes?

What’s the use of thinking about love and affection?! With so much time, why don’t you hurry up and bang a few more times? It will definitely be refreshing after finishing.

“Jun’an is both sad and grateful. Sad because Your Majesty cannot be with the person you admire, and grateful because I have the opportunity to stay by Your Majesty’s side because of this. Even if it is only for a minute or a second, it is stolen by me from the Matchmaker,” I said.

Scum Emperor Chu was silent for a while, and then asked me: “Then one day, if I appoint an Empress and take concubines, and there are people in the harem, what will you think?”

What’s the use of what I think?!

Doesn’t it depend on what he thinks?

If you ask me, just wait a few years when he has three thousand beauties in the harem and no longer thinks about my brother’s ass, we will break up.

“Jun’an only hates that I was not born a daughter. Otherwise, even if I were just a beauty (low-ranking concubine), I would stay in Your Majesty’s harem and not leave.” I tried hard not to laugh, and said resentfully: “But since God made me a man, I can only wait in the Prime Minister’s residence like now. If Your Majesty still pities me, even if you summon me once every few months or half a year, I will be extremely happy in my heart; if Your Majesty has an Empress and concubines and forgets Jun’an, I… I will also be happy for the time I stole to be with Your Majesty these days.”

Scum Emperor Chu didn’t speak for a long time again. Finally, he suddenly grabbed my hand and sighed in a low voice: “I only know today that someone like you is what is called true love.”

No, this is called true acting.

Is he going to bang today or not? If not, I’m leaving.

From the Prime Minister’s residence to the palace, a round trip takes more than an hour. Calling me over specially to be his love mentor is simply a waste of time and life.

As a result, Scum Emperor Chu really neither banged nor let me go today.

He held my hand and didn’t speak for a long time. I couldn’t stand waiting in my heart, turned my head, and found that he had actually fallen asleep leaning against the head of the bed.

I softly called his chief eunuch, Eunuch Ning, who had served him since childhood, to come in. The two of us carefully moved him to lie down on the bed. When I wanted to pull my hand out, I found that it was held extremely tightly and I couldn’t move it for a while.

Eunuch Ning shook his head at me, signaling me to stay like this, and then whispered: “Since the New Year, His Majesty hasn’t slept well. Young Master Liu, please stay and accompany His Majesty tonight.”

Eunuch Ning and I have known each other since I became the Crown Prince’s study companion eight years ago. We are old acquaintances after so many years. He knows exactly what my relationship with Chu Ruiyuan is, so he can open his mouth to keep me, a man, in the harem.

Since he said so, naturally I couldn’t say I wanted to leave.

Moreover, I didn’t want to leave either.

I have to admit, the boy who was damn good-looking eight years ago is now a young man who is damn good-looking.

As a coder, a migrant worker in the IT industry, my vocabulary in literature is not enough, and I don’t know how to describe it well. But if you force me to say it, it feels like when God created other people’s faces, he used binary code, but when it came to him, he switched to hexadecimal.

Looking at Chu Ruiyuan’s face, which had shed its defenses and imperial aura in sleep and still had a bit of youthfulness, I suddenly realized that this young Emperor who had fucked me for more than half a year was actually only seventeen years old now.

How should I describe this feeling?

Oh.

Probably like soliciting a minor.

As a mentally adult person who grew up to his late twenties in the modern world in his previous life, I suddenly felt a bit of guilty conscience for breaking the law.

But this uneasiness disappeared when I woke up the next day and found myself pressed under a minor.

The one paying the pimp money is him, not me. I am the one lying down and being solicited.

This dynasty observes a rest day every ten days, which means officials of all ranks in the court rest once every ten days. Unless he is a workaholic type of Emperor, he will not summon ministers to discuss official business on rest days unless there are important matters.

Today happens to be a holiday, so Chu Ruiyuan doesn’t have to get up early to go to court. He got up early to do me.

It was the first time I was pressed by him and fucked face to face.

My back hole was already feeling good from his thrusting. Seeing his face again, the pleasure simply doubled. Not long after being pumped by him, I reached orgasm.

The white turbidity shot from the fleshy thing under me instantly wet the lower abdomens of both of us.

Getting the Emperor dirty or something, this was my first time. For a moment, I didn’t know whether to pretend nothing happened or apologize quickly.

As a result, Chu Ruiyuan, who was still moving in and out of my body, said with a look of surprise: “So you were comfortable? Then why didn’t you scream?”

“Scream?” I didn’t react for a moment.

He slammed into me hard, and then said: “I read in a book that the one being entered screams very loudly when comfortable.”

…So he still wants me to provide bed-calling service?!

Since the friend with benefits who is the CEO of this dynasty wants me to scream, then I have to scream. Let alone screaming in bed, even if he asked me to call him daddy, I would call him.

So when I was penetrated by his thick and long meat blade again, I started screaming.

Things like “Fuck me to death”, “So big, so deep, going to be pierced”, “So beautiful, so cool”, “Going to shoot, going to be fucked to shoot”… I screamed them all professionally.

Of course, I really felt that way too.

Probably because of the bonus of the bed-calling service, Chu Ruiyuan was particularly energetic today. He did it for more than two hours again, and finally carried me, who was weak all over and dripping white liquid from my back hole, to the bath.

As a result, while washing, he got hard again. This time he didn’t pretend not to notice, and directly held me in the pool and did it again.

Every time he thrust into me, water would rush into my secret passage behind me. That strange feeling made me a bit ashamed, a bit scared, and a bit aroused.

When he ejaculated inside me, I had already climaxed twice myself. I really couldn’t exert any strength all over my body. In the end, I stayed in the palace for another night and returned home at dawn the next day.

Time passed quickly in one bang after another for three years.

In these three years, the frequency of “heart-to-heart talks” between me and my Emperor friend with benefits, who has a big tool and good skills, changed from once every ten days or half a month at the beginning, to once every eight or nine days, then to once every five or six days. In the last year, it has basically been fixed at once every two or three days.

Once every two or three days is a normal physiological activity frequency for a man, but obviously not a normal frequency for an Emperor to summon a male childhood playmate with no official position.

This shows the foresight of Chu Ruiyuan wanting to compensate me with a captain position in the imperial guards back then. Of course, I think he definitely didn’t expect that we would eventually reach such a great harmony of life, and that the great harmony would be so frequent.

So after we were sexually happy, Chu Ruiyuan hinted at granting me an official position again. And this time, the position with a “vacancy” was in the part of the imperial guards responsible for the safety of the palace.