Chapter 4#

But he is not an ordinary friend with benefits.

He is the CEO of this dynasty.

Not only do I have to keep him for the New Year, but I also have to enter the palace to bang him on the morning of the first day of the Lunar New Year.

Actually, I had a “heart-to-heart talk” with him on the 29th of the twelfth lunar month. Logically speaking, it should last at least until the 7th of the first lunar month.

However, he courted death himself and held a banquet in the palace on New Year’s Eve, inviting all civil and military officials and their titled family members.

So my sister-in-law, who is estimated to give birth in two or three weeks, entered the palace with her big belly along with my brother.

Yeah.

So I wasn’t surprised at all when he sent a eunuch to find me on the morning of the first day.

But I was quite surprised by my sister-in-law’s reaction.

When I was about to leave with the eunuch, she dropped her bowl on the ground.

Although everyone thought she was emotionally unstable because she was a pregnant woman about to give birth, I could see the mist in her eyes when she looked at me.

I think my sister-in-law guessed something.

But I can’t say it, and she can’t say it either.

I just hope she only guessed the relationship between me and Scum Emperor Chu, and didn’t guess that her husband was also involved in the relationship between me and Scum Emperor Chu.

Chu Ruiyuan is indeed someone who has learned the art of being an emperor thoroughly. He basically treats my brother with the set of “wise ruler and loyal subject” now.

If I hadn’t walked this path myself, just looking at it now, I really might not be able to guess that he likes my brother.

But my sister-in-law has been particularly smart since she was young. If she were a man, I think my brother’s position as Tanhua might not be secure.

So although I think she can’t guess the truth behind the truth, I am not 100% confident.

My sister-in-law’s behavior made me a bit uneasy.

Later, when I was doing it with Scum Emperor Chu, I was a bit out of it the whole time. So much so that when he hurt me a few times, I didn’t pay attention and didn’t hold back, crying out directly.

As a result, Scum Emperor Chu only came once and pulled his dragon dick, which is more precious than gold, out of my body.

“You… are in pain?” Chu Ruiyuan asked after pulling his member out of my back hole.

…Could it be that he thought I was enjoying it before?

We are all men. Whether it feels good or not, just look at whether it’s hard or if there’s ejaculation. It’s not like women can fake an orgasm.

Oh, Scum Emperor Chu always does it doggy style. Maybe he really doesn’t know if I’m hard or if I’ve ejaculated.

I have always been dedicated to my job and didn’t cry out in pain. Maybe his majesty really thought he had a big tool and good skills, fucking me until I was in ecstasy and couldn’t live without his dragon dick.

So, it’s still my fault.

Anyway, whether it’s my fault or not, he is the Emperor, so this matter has to be my fault.

So I squeezed out a shy smile and said: “What Your Majesty gives, even if it is pain, Jun’an is also happy.”

Since I replaced my brother in this scum emperor’s bed, I feel my acting skills are getting better and better.

If I am lucky enough to travel back to modern times in the future, and I am already outdated in the IT industry and can’t continue, I can definitely go to the film and television base to be an extra to make a living.

Chu Ruiyuan was probably also convinced by my acting skills.

He was silent for a long time, sighed, fastened his pants, picked up my outer garment that had been thrown on the ground, draped it over me, said “You go back first,” and turned and left the bedchamber.

I think his male self-esteem was greatly hit, and he went out to calm down.

But I can’t help it. If I could fake an orgasm, I would definitely not do something like exposing the Emperor’s new clothes.

He went out to calm down. If he chose to go crazy, I would have nowhere to cry.

It was already noon when I got home, and the family was about to have lunch together.

My sister-in-law kept looking at me with pity and distress, making me feel guilty like a thief. Before I finished my meal, I found an excuse and went out again.

Ancient commerce is not like modern times. Even in the capital at the foot of the Emperor, no shops were open on the first day of the Lunar New Year.

I walked around and had nothing to do, my face a bit red from the cold.

I didn’t want to go home for a while, so I simply went to one of my buddies.

This buddy is a real buddy, not the kind written as “good brother” but read as “sworn brother” (lover).

Although I am a famous silk-pants in the capital, a model of a negative character when the ministers in the court educate their children, my only mistake is that my father and brother are too awesome and I don’t study. So besides a bunch of real silk-pants fair-weather friends, I still have a few motivated and capable friends.

Jiangzhou Judicial Commissioner Guan Mingyue is one of them.

Guan Mingyue was originally named Guan Ruiyue, but after Scum Emperor Chu Ruiyuan ascended the throne, the “Rui” generation of their Guan family all changed to “Ming” to avoid the Emperor’s taboo.

Sometimes you have to admit, the feudal imperial system is awesome.

Before serving as the Chief Judicial Commissioner of Jiangzhou, Guan Mingyue was the head coroner in the capital.

If he weren’t also someone who neglected literature and was unwilling to pick up a pen, he would definitely be able to produce a “Washing Away of Wrongs”. But even so, the title of contemporary Song Ci belongs to him.

I am more than a cycle (12 years) younger than him, and our friendship was accidental.

That day, I was drinking tea in a private room in a teahouse and reading ancient erotica. Suddenly, I heard someone in the next room separated by a screen starting to show off the few cases he had solved recently.

The person hid the names of the deceased and the murderer, so the gossip fun of prying into the privacy of the powerful families in the capital was missing, but the cases themselves were very twisted and attractive. So before the people drinking tea with him reacted much, I, who was eavesdropping, was already listening with fascination.

The person telling the cases told three cases in a row, each one unbelievable with multiple twists. I wished I could find a pen and paper to write them down. The people who were seriously listening to him kept responding lukewarmly with “Oh”, “Hmm”, “Are you thirsty”, “Do you want tea”.

So halfway through his fourth murder case, he lost his enthusiasm, shouted “Senior brother, how can you be like this, humph, I won’t say anymore!”, and started to shut up and drink tea.

I was anxious when I heard this.

His senior brother didn’t support him, but I was willing to!

Reading a suspense novel halfway, and the author says he won’t update anymore, is that something a human does?!

Moreover, this author posted anonymously. If you want to urge him to update in the future, you don’t even know who to look for.

In my anxiety, I didn’t care whether eavesdropping on people’s conversation was gentlemanly or not. I ran to the next room and knocked on the door.

“I beg you, finish it, or I won’t sleep well tonight!” As soon as he opened the door, I said straight to the point.

From then on, Guan Mingyue and I knew each other, and our interests were quite similar. Later, we gradually became close friends.

Even when he was transferred to a local post to get some experience three years ago, we didn’t stop writing to each other.

The local judicial commissioner is a system of transfer every three years. Guan Mingyue’s family also has some connections. This time, returning to the capital after his term expires, he is estimated to be promoted to the Court of Judicature and Revision (Dali Temple).

So although I knew he came back before the New Year, I had a lot of things on hand, so I didn’t rush to visit him.

Today, having nothing to do, I just went to pay a New Year’s call.

When I arrived, Guan Mingyue’s senior brother surnamed Jiang happened to be there too.

I only learned after getting familiar with them that Guan Mingyue is a famous forensic doctor, but his senior brother is a master of medicine of his generation. The hidden secrets of wealthy families he has seen will only be more, not less. No wonder when Guan Mingyue was talking in the teahouse so much that I wished I could kneel down and call him “Great Master”, Senior Brother Jiang was drinking tea leisurely on the side with a look of “watching you pretend to be cool”.

However, Senior Brother Jiang is originally a person with a cold personality and doesn’t talk much.

Through Guan Mingyue, I have known him for a few years. Except for the conversation with his chatterbox junior brother, he has always cherished words like gold when talking to others, but every sentence carries weight.

Then, after I chatted enthusiastically with Guan Mingyue, whom I hadn’t seen for three years, for more than two hours, and when the other party asked me to stay for dinner, the Divine Doctor Jiang, who cherished words like gold, suddenly spoke: “Jun’an, is there anything wrong with your sexual intercourse recently? I observe that although you don’t show symptoms of kidney deficiency, you have dark circles under your eyes and your steps are unsteady. Do you need me to take your pulse for a diagnosis?”