Chapter 65#
Facts have proven that any form of communication with Guan Feng will turn into a one-way gossip show, and you will always be the one providing the amusement.
The Great Lord of Namek, Guan X (accompanied by the internationally renowned director Duan XX), frantically forced Li Meng to provide amusement, and then expressed the following opinions respectively:
“How unfortunate, Jiang Meng! From now on, you’ve changed from the rightful little crown prince to a burden brought by the queen’s remarriage! What will you do if Jin Yan doesn’t want you anymore!”
“A stepfather means a stepmother. What if Jiang Qin doesn’t want you either?”
“The accountant is so smart, why is Jiang Xiaomeng raised to be so stupid? Could it be that the woman Jiang Qin cheated with didn’t have a high IQ?”
“So pitiful, unloved by father and unwanted by mother. Come here, I’ll give you a print model contract!”
“The accountant’s taste is slightly bizarre. Does Jiang Xiaomeng resemble his mother more or his father more? Hahahahahaha—!”
Li Meng: “…”
Li Meng flipped the table and stood up: “Who is Jiang Xiaomeng, you bastard! Don’t change people’s names so naturally, okay! And President Guan, what’s with that look of fatherly love on your face? It’s really disgusting, hey!”
Guan Feng hung up the phone and said seriously: “Director Duan’s habit of giving people nicknames randomly is very bad. I will criticize him next time we meet.”
“…This person completely ignored the second half of the sentence!”
“Jiang Meng,” Guan Feng poured a glass of low-alcohol red wine, elegantly pushed the glass to him with two fingertips, and said: “Although you are not Jin Yan’s biological child, for so many years, Jin Yan has indeed treated you as his only son. I think he must have his own reasons for not telling you the truth…”
“So why are you also calling me Jiang Meng?!”
“For the sake of his love for you over the years, drink this glass of wine and go home quickly. Jiang Meng, last time you ran away from home, it is said that the accountant cried. Do you have the heart to make your parents sad and anxious again?”
“…So who is Jiang Meng!!”
Jiang Meng… Little student Li Meng sat down angrily, grabbed the glass and took a big gulp, then sprayed it out like a blossoming peach tree.
Guan Feng reacted quickly and tilted his head. The red wine sprayed past his temples to the back. The bartender who was eavesdropping with pricked ears couldn’t dodge in time, and his whole face was hit right in the center, not wasting a single drop.
“…Student Jiang Xiaomeng, this red wine is very expensive.”
“It doesn’t even taste as good as grape juice!”
“Taste is not directly related to price. It’s very impolite of you to say that. At least have some basic reverence for RMB.”
Li Meng: “…”
“Hellen, tell the driver to send this kid surnamed Jiang home to his father… By the way, write a bill for Jin Yan. Just write a few zeros randomly after the price of the red wine.”
Hellen, the chief disciple of the Emei Sect and the high-heeled female killer, nodded immediately. Before she could come up to pull Li Meng, the little crown prince immediately scurried under the table and issued a statement: “I’m not going back!”
“Why?”
“Because I just ran out!” Li Meng shook his ears and added: “And I would feel very strange seeing them now. I don’t know what attitude to use when talking to them… If I go home in three days, their focus will be on my running away from home, not on my attitude towards this matter. Then I won’t have to be embarrassed.”
Guan Feng frowned slightly, and after a while asked: “Does this matter affect you?”
“Of course it does!”
“Baffling,” Guan Feng said. “President Jin and the accountant are still your guardians. Your family relationship hasn’t changed, nor has the number of people increased or decreased. Not even a mouse is missing. What kind of impact is there?”
Li Meng retorted: “Your family has mice!”
“Yes, I have two.” Guan Feng said patiently, “Actually, I have a half-sister from the same mother, a half-sister from the same father, a brother from neither the same father nor mother, two cats, two mice, a squirrel…”
He suddenly fell silent for a while and said firmly: “Strictly speaking, I also have half custody of the dog raised by Director Duan. I fed it canned dog food.”
Li Meng poked his head out from under the stool, dumbfounded.
“So, I survived such a chaotic relationship. What do you have to be pretentious about?”
Guan Feng took a sip of wine. Under the ambiguous lighting of the bar, his profile was as transparent as an ice sculpture. Only the small orange lights in the distance cast dark shadows under his eyelids.
“President Guan,” Li Meng said sincerely: “Your parents are really fertile…”
Guan Feng said politely: “Thank you.”
Li Meng tilted his head and looked at him for a while, slowly crawled out from under the stool, sat next to Guan Feng, and hung his head.
“Actually, I don’t feel unhappy, just a bit strange. Before, Jin Yan was my dad, and it didn’t matter how I bullied him, but now everything has changed, and I feel very awkward inside…”
“My brother didn’t know he wasn’t biological before either, and was told later.”
“Did he change?”
“Hmm, he was annoying before.” Guan Feng thought for a few seconds and said: “He is still annoying now.”
“…Doesn’t he feel awkward?”
“As the party who knew the truth long ago, I don’t care. And he is already an adult, and adults’ thoughts are buried deep. Do you know the biggest difference between adults and children?”
“What?”
“When adults are sad and irritable, they will hide and silently adjust their negative psychology, knowing that everyone in this world has unspeakable pain, and no one will stop to listen to their crying. But children like you show your smiles and tears to others, because there are still people in this world who care about your peace and joy. As long as you reach out for help, you will definitely get a response.”
Guan Feng reached out and touched Li Meng’s hair, saying: “Running out like this, you are actually throwing the problem to the adults. However, adults don’t owe you anything. All the love you receive doesn’t need any repayment, and everything you ask for doesn’t need to be returned.”
Li Meng was confused and asked: “Then what should I do?”
Guan Feng was silent for a long time, sighed and said: “I don’t know either… Don’t throw the problem to me, Li Xiaomeng. You are a big boy now, you must solve it yourself.”
President Guan is indeed a man who has been playing cultivation games all his life. Dealing with a naive Li Xiaomeng is really a piece of cake.
By the time he came out of the bar, Li Xiaomeng’s psychology had changed from “Damn, you hid it from me for so long, I won’t go home, let you worry” to “Boohoo, I feel so guilty, I dare not go home to face Daddy and Mommy, what should I do?”.
Guan Feng stroked his head and said meaningfully: “It’s okay, go home. Jin Yan and Jiang Qin both love you. Back then when I was dying of illness, my parents didn’t even come to the hospital bed to take a look. Later when I was discharged, my father asked the driver to pick me up once, and I was so moved that I didn’t know what to say…”
Li Meng hugged Guan Feng’s waist and rubbed vigorously: “Uncle Guan, I feel especially sorry for you now! I really don’t know how lucky I am! Come over for dinner together in the future, we all treat you as family!”
Guan Feng said with relief: “Good boy.”
Hellen opened the car door with trembling hands, feeling that her worldview had been completely refreshed.
President Guan, you have been the only son of a wealthy and noble family since you were young, okay! If you cough, the whole family quakes, okay! Before me, you eliminated thirty-seven female assistants for bizarre reasons such as “shredded potatoes were not thin enough,” “coffee-making posture was not pleasing to the eye,” “thirty-five seconds late for work,” “waist too thick (Note: 26 inches)”! And when you were eighteen, you went to the hospital in Paris because you played too hard with drugs with local gang bosses in a nightclub, and no one dared to report it to the old president and his wife, and you discharged yourself after sleeping for three days and three nights, okay!!
Guan Feng asked coldly: “Hellen?”
“Yes, President Guan.” Hellen immediately leaned over to open the car door, looking virtuous.
Guan Feng sent Li Xiaomeng home and watched him enter the gate with a gratified look.
Before leaving, Li Meng rubbed against Guan Feng very diligently, expressing that listening to his words was better than reading books for ten years, feeling that the first sixteen years of his life were wasted, and he would definitely listen to his parents in the future. Guan Feng watched him enter the door with a victorious expression, vaguely feeling that he had become a glorious and great life mentor.
As a result, before the mentor turned around, he heard a roar from behind:
“Where the hell did you go coming back so late! How dare you learn from delinquent teenagers! —Mother of the child, get the rattan cane! I’m going to enforce family law on him today!!!”
Guan Feng: “…”
“How dare you run out to drink without telling your dad! And smelling of alcohol! You’re done for, you’ve gone astray, what to do, mother of the child!” Jin Yan held Li Meng’s ankle like a chick and shook him desperately: “Mother of the child, come out quickly! Our little son is about to step onto the wrong path and become a typical Jin family child who fights and causes trouble and is incompetent!”
Li Meng struggled and ran in tears, bouncing up and down: “Let me go, you are no longer my daddy! I want to sever the parent-child relationship with you! 110! Call 110 quickly! There is a terrible strange uncle here trying to kidnap me ahhhhhhh—!”
Guan Feng: “………………”
Li Meng finally escaped from the devil’s clutches, running away with rolling dust and pissing his pants in terror, at a speed like a rabbit with its tail chopped off, or a wild dog with a prolapsed anus; Guan Feng only felt a gust of wind hitting his face, and immediately after, Hellen’s skirt was completely blown up in the strong wind.
Jin Yan then jumped and cursed at the door of his house, and was dragged back by Jiang Qin to kneel on the computer motherboard, not to mention.
Mentor Guan deeply felt that it would be better to chop Li Xiaomeng into pieces and stuff him into the trash can.
Li Meng finished crying with sobs, wiping his tears and snot on Guan Feng’s shirt, every fiber of which emitted an expensive aura. Then, while demanding “I’m tired of crying, I want to eat fried chicken nuggets,” “Give me that salt shaker, the fried chicken is too bland,” “Jin Yan is too hateful, I must sever the parent-child relationship with him!” “Boohoo, my ankle hurts so much~”, he grabbed Guan Feng and acted coquettishly desperately: “Send me to City S! I’m going to find grandpa and grandma! Send me to City S!! I’m going to find grandpa and grandma!!”
Guan Feng waved his hand, and a dozen Guan family bodyguards instantly packed Li Meng up and tied a bow, bought a plane ticket overnight, and rushed to the airport mightily early the next morning.
Jiang Qin sent a text message to ask once, and upon hearing that Li Meng was going to City S, he hung up with peace of mind. That brain-dead kid Li Meng, while eating fried chicken, asked sobbingly: “Did Jiang, Jiang Qin ask about me? Did he ask if I was full? Did he ask if I slept well? Will Jiang, Jiang Qin abandon everything and run away to find me?”
Hellen turned back and roared: “The lines are completely wrong—!”
Li Meng, full of fried chicken, got on the plane wiping his little tears and twitching. As a result, the flight attendant saw him like this, surrounded him and pinched his face fiercely for a long time, and then took out cookies, fruits, and chocolates to entertain him, almost stuffing him until he rolled his eyes.
That morning, in the faint morning light, the plane to City S taxied rapidly across the runway and roared into the blue sky. Guan Feng stood outside the airport, squinting for a long time, and sighed almost silently.
“Mr. Jiang booked a plane ticket to City S for tonight, saying that President Jin is also going back with him.” Hellen put down her phone and said: “He asked you to look after Shi Xing Entertainment for a while during this time, and he will be back in at most two weeks.”
Guan Feng nodded and turned to walk towards the parking lot.
The morning wind blew through the streets, and the plane and cloud shadows in the distance merged into one, gradually disappearing. Hellen followed behind Guan Feng, and after a while, she made conversation: “Speaking of which, you are really patient with Li Xiaomeng. Before, with the eldest miss and Second Young Master Guan…”
“I am very patient with children,” Guan Feng said lightly, “Because I have made many mistakes myself and stumbled to where I am today, so I wish I could teach all my experience to children so that they can avoid the pain of my confusion and helplessness yesterday.”
Hellen was stunned.
“Teaching you and teaching Li Meng is actually the same principle, it’s just that you may not listen now.”
Guan Feng strode across the street. In the sunlight, his hair was blown by the wind, and his profile was like a perfect and cold stone sculpture. Hellen stood there for a while before suddenly reacting, and hurriedly chased after him in her high heels.