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Chapter 1

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“So… you’re gay?”

Lin Jinbai’s voice was very soft, yet it was like a sharp knife suspended over both their hearts.

He was wearing a well-tailored high-end suit, which was now slightly disheveled due to his agitation.

Qiao Qing looked up at him, his lips curling into a self-deprecating arc.

“What, do you find it disgusting?”

“Yes, disgusting.”

Lin Jinbai irritably tugged at his tie, answering without a hint of hesitation.

Chapter 2

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Lin Jinbai stormed out, the early autumn night wind instantly wrapping around him with a chill, yet it couldn’t blow away the irritability in his heart.

He irritably tugged at his tie; the exquisite Windsor knot felt somewhat suffocating at this moment.

He didn’t understand why Qiao Qing had to cling so stubbornly to this one thing.

Like the past ten-plus years, accompanying each other and relying on each other—wasn’t that good enough?

Chapter 3

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With a “buzz,” Lin Jinbai felt his mind go blank, as if all sound in the world had been instantly drained away.

Every word from that unfamiliar voice was like an ice pick, harshly piercing his eardrums and stabbing his heart.

The phone slipped from his suddenly powerless hand, hitting the cold floor with a sharp “clatter,” its screen instantly shattering into a spiderweb pattern.

Chapter 4

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Time flowed slowly amidst the rhythmic ticking of the medical instruments.

Outside the window, the darkness of night gradually faded, and a layer of fish-belly white appeared on the horizon.

Hazy light slipped through the gaps in the blinds, silently entering the hospital room.

Qiao Qing’s consciousness struggled to surface from a heavy mist.

The first thing he felt was a pervasive dull pain, especially in his arm and temple, followed by a dry, burning sensation in his throat.

Chapter 5

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With limited mobility, Qiao Qing placed an order on a caregiver platform through his phone.

The platform was highly efficient; in just two or three hours, there was a soft knock on the ward door.

“Come in,” Qiao Qing replied.

The door was pushed open, and a figure walked in against the light.

When he reached the bedside and Qiao Qing saw his appearance clearly, he couldn’t help but be stunned.

Chapter 6

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Watching Lin Jinbai standing at the door, his face livid and radiating anger, Qiao Qing only felt a deep sense of helplessness wash over him.

Sometimes, he really couldn’t understand Lin Jinbai.

He was the one who said being gay was disgusting, he was the one who said he wanted to be together forever, and now he was the one getting angry…

Chapter 7

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Perhaps having drunk too much chicken soup, before long, Qiao Qing felt a non-negligible sense of bloating in his lower abdomen.

His leg was in a cast, and he could only move with the help of crutches.

But at the thought of having this man, whom he had known for less than half a day, help him to the toilet, he felt uneasy all over, his cheeks faintly burning.

Chapter 8

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Under the covers, Qiao Qing felt a surge of sleepiness wash over him as his tense spirit relaxed, a result of his physical weakness and the previous commotion.

Hearing no movement from Shen Youli outside, his consciousness gradually blurred, and he fell into a groggy sleep.

Once he confirmed that the breathing of the person on the bed had become even and long, Shen Youli stood up softly.

Chapter 9

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Shen Youli walked softly back into the ward. The sunset outside was just right, casting a soft golden light over Qiao Qing’s quiet sleeping face.

He stood by the bed for a long time—so long that he almost forgot the passage of time.

It wasn’t until the phone in his pocket vibrated that he regained his senses.

It was a call from the department; there was an emergency consultation he needed to attend.

Chapter 10

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“Cough! Cough, cough, cough—!”

This time, Qiao Qing was truly choked, his pale face instantly turning bright red.

He held his chest with one hand, his eyes welling with physiological tears from the coughing fit.

Shen Youli’s expression changed slightly, and he immediately stepped forward.

He firmly supported Qiao Qing’s shoulder, which was trembling from the cough, and carefully brought the water cup to his lips with his other hand.

Chapter 11

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A tasteless dinner ended in silence.

Shen Youli efficiently tidied up the utensils, and the ward became quiet once again.

However, another practical problem immediately presented itself to Qiao Qing.

How was he going to bathe?

Lying on the hospital bed, he felt uncomfortable all over.

Although the nurse had helped him with basic cleaning after the accident, it felt completely different now that he was fully conscious.

Chapter 12

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When Shen Youli came out of the bathroom, Qiao Qing was already lying back down.

With his eyes closed, his thick eyelashes cast a small shadow under his eyelids, making him look quiet and fragile.

Shen Youli lightened his steps, put the water basin away, and adjusted the brightness of the bedside lamp, allowing a dim, soft light to envelop the room.

Chapter 13

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The morning light seeped through the gaps in the blinds, gently falling on Qiao Qing’s face.

His eyelids twitched, and he slowly woke up.

After the anesthesia wore off, the dull pain at the injury became clearer, but what surprised him more than the physical discomfort was the scene in front of him.

Shen Youli was still sitting in the same chair as last night, his head leaning back slightly against the wall, as if he had sat there all night.

Chapter 14

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On the first night in his new home, Qiao Qing didn’t sleep very soundly.

A strange environment, no matter how comfortable, always takes time to adjust to.

In the early morning, he was awakened by the crisp chirping of birds outside the window. As he was staring blankly at the ceiling, his phone rang.

The three words “Lin Jinbai” were jumping on the screen.

Chapter 15

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The next afternoon, the sky was somewhat gloomy.

Lead-gray clouds pressed down low, as if it could rain at any time.

Qiao Qing took a taxi. When he gave the familiar address, his heart still tightened uncontrollably.

The car drove into the familiar neighborhood and stopped under the unit building.

Qiao Qing looked up at that familiar window. There used to be a light on there no matter how late it was.